> Initializing witcher_franchise_sale.exe
June / 12 / 2018
> Unauthorized access detected
> Dispatching security protocols
Hey Chummers, your favourite console cowboy here!
Are you as hyped as I am?! This Cyberpunk 2077 trailer really kicks ass! I don’t have much time, but I wanted to celebrate with you so I managed to lower The Witcher franchise prices. It’s now up to 85% off! Grab the games here before they figure out what happened ; )
Catch you later!
> Breach removed
> Restoring system